tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67200703877233805382024-03-05T17:16:27.229-08:00Jase Robertson's Funny Sayings/QuotesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03981513630270417779noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720070387723380538.post-16097765492267729982013-12-29T20:42:00.003-08:002014-01-30T19:29:35.907-08:00<br />
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<li>"When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly!"</li>
<li> I would rather play pattycake with a dead mouse then touch your tea cup Si</li>
<li> "Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit."</li>
<li> If you're to busy to hunt.. Then you're to busy.</li>
<li> Where I come from, your truck is an exact reflection on your personality.</li>
<li> We were hoarders before hoarding was cool.</li>
<li> Nothin tells a girl you've moved on more than a deer in the back of your pickup truck.</li>
<li> You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.</li>
<li> CEO stands for Caveman with an Ego whose Obese.</li>
<li> Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin' to pass a peach seed.</li>
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<li>Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.</li>
<li> If you park a camper outside a donut shop, rednecks will come running from rocks, caves, and mountaintops to eat your donuts</li>
<li> "To say i was forced to come to this art gallery against my will, would be a correct assertion."</li>
<li> We shoot anything edible we see.</li>
<li> I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.</li>
<li> Never underestimate the power of Miss Kay's sweet potato pie</li>
<li> Willie has way to much facial hair to rise in the next level of society</li>
<li> This turkey needs to die</li>
<li> Hey parents, maybe you should skin more animals around the house so your kids won't be so trauma-tized. </li>
<li> There is a bearded man burning leaves in his front yard. What are we going to do?!</li>
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<li> When he takes off running, he looks like two possums fighting over a dead squirrel in a toesack.</li>
<li> Willie has an obsession with ninjas</li>
<li> I think he's more like a sumo-wrestler than a ninja</li>
<li> I've been drivin here my whole life and have never parallel parked, I protest parallel parking</li>
<li> Let me tell you something about Martin......... He supplies his own airbag.</li>
<li> Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley!</li>
<li> I saw this dog heading towards that RV and I thought, Oh my goodness, this could be the end of that dog's career.</li>
<li> When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! </li>
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<li> The frogs have no idea, I have assembled the frog catching dream team</li>
<li> Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles?</li>
<li> You can make water into wine, if you're Jesus, last i checked.. Your name is Willie</li>
<li> The wine we have created kind of tastes like a cross between doe pee and jalapeño juice</li>
<li> "In the South, road kill is a rednecks paycheck"</li>
<li> "Where I'm from, you don't mess with another man's woman... or his hat.</li>
<li> You know you can't help but feel sorry for that bathroom</li>
<li> RV to us stands for RedNeck Vacation.</li>
<li> Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly</li>
<li> We could have a band Si, we could call it the struttin turkeys</li>
<li> He's lookin like a third grader who just wet his pants</li>
<li> A beaver brings a paddle to a gun fight.</li>
<li>"He's over there like a scared little boy in the fetal position, over some bees. He's lost his manhood." </li>
<li>"I
need honey, honey! Look, when you get honey in your beard it literally
stays there for two weeks. I mean even when my wife kisses me, she's
like, oh that was good. She don't even know why. She just thinks I'm
sweeter than most males." </li>
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<li> If you're drivin down the road and you look over and see a truck in the middle of a field, you know what happened.. Liberation.</li>
<li> We stumbled up on the beaver promise land, so now it's the reckoning</li>
<li> Theres a time to cook and theres a time to kill, this is the time to kill. </li>
<li> My top 10 dumbest things I've done in my life has all included Si in some way.</li>
<li> "Having your brother as a boss is a lot like dating your cousin...it's a bit weird."</li>
<li> "What willie needs to do…if he wants to be more productive…is fire all of us"</li>
<li> There's nothing worse than waking up and realizing you're in your brother's urine</li>
<li> The conveyor belt is the best thing i've ever been in charge of…i think i'm ready to run for political office </li>
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