- "When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly!"
- I would rather play pattycake with a dead mouse then touch your tea cup Si
- "Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit."
- If you're to busy to hunt.. Then you're to busy.
- Where I come from, your truck is an exact reflection on your personality.
- We were hoarders before hoarding was cool.
- Nothin tells a girl you've moved on more than a deer in the back of your pickup truck.
- You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
- CEO stands for Caveman with an Ego whose Obese.
- Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin' to pass a peach seed.
- Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
- If you park a camper outside a donut shop, rednecks will come running from rocks, caves, and mountaintops to eat your donuts
- "To say i was forced to come to this art gallery against my will, would be a correct assertion."
- We shoot anything edible we see.
- I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
- Never underestimate the power of Miss Kay's sweet potato pie
- Willie has way to much facial hair to rise in the next level of society
- This turkey needs to die
- Hey parents, maybe you should skin more animals around the house so your kids won't be so trauma-tized.
- There is a bearded man burning leaves in his front yard. What are we going to do?!
- When he takes off running, he looks like two possums fighting over a dead squirrel in a toesack.
- Willie has an obsession with ninjas
- I think he's more like a sumo-wrestler than a ninja
- I've been drivin here my whole life and have never parallel parked, I protest parallel parking
- Let me tell you something about Martin......... He supplies his own airbag.
- Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley!
- I saw this dog heading towards that RV and I thought, Oh my goodness, this could be the end of that dog's career.
- When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation!
- The frogs have no idea, I have assembled the frog catching dream team
- Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles?
- You can make water into wine, if you're Jesus, last i checked.. Your name is Willie
- The wine we have created kind of tastes like a cross between doe pee and jalapeño juice
- "In the South, road kill is a rednecks paycheck"
- "Where I'm from, you don't mess with another man's woman... or his hat.
- You know you can't help but feel sorry for that bathroom
- RV to us stands for RedNeck Vacation.
- Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly
- We could have a band Si, we could call it the struttin turkeys
- He's lookin like a third grader who just wet his pants
- A beaver brings a paddle to a gun fight.
- "He's over there like a scared little boy in the fetal position, over some bees. He's lost his manhood."
- "I need honey, honey! Look, when you get honey in your beard it literally stays there for two weeks. I mean even when my wife kisses me, she's like, oh that was good. She don't even know why. She just thinks I'm sweeter than most males."
- If you're drivin down the road and you look over and see a truck in the middle of a field, you know what happened.. Liberation.
- We stumbled up on the beaver promise land, so now it's the reckoning
- Theres a time to cook and theres a time to kill, this is the time to kill.
- My top 10 dumbest things I've done in my life has all included Si in some way.
- "Having your brother as a boss is a lot like dating your cousin...it's a bit weird."
- "What willie needs to do…if he wants to be more productive…is fire all of us"
- There's nothing worse than waking up and realizing you're in your brother's urine
- The conveyor belt is the best thing i've ever been in charge of…i think i'm ready to run for political office
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